DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER
firemakesmesmile: ofdemonsandtimelords: THAT YOU ARE DAMN INTELLIGENT VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS SUPER FUCKING LOVED EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU. HOVER OVER IT HOVER...
alphaidiot: joshhunkerson: Josh Peck does it again - Fuck sake Josh
br000t: se4h4ven: toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active I’m still not socially active I’m not even active
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
uhstop: all I want is one bestfriend that I can do everything with go shopping, go on cute little friend dates, starbucks trips, watch a movie with, text all day, sleepover and even more. I just want one good friend not a billion fake ones.
Me: Was Hitler a fascist?
Dad: Yes, why?
Me: US History final.
Dad: He was very crazy.
Dad: He had some crazy ideas.
Dad: But, he was very organized.
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via arabarabarab)
These bitches don’t even know what Gatsby is about…
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
-keepsmiling: One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still...
pkmnx: the fact that i still havent seen a huge billboard with the eyes of TJ Eckleburg on it is such a loss for the great gatsby marketing team
coolscar: *shaves my legs* MOM FEEL MY LEGs